dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
toastradamus: some BODY ONCE TOLD ME
finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage
maliciousmelons: i had to come up with a cross of two animals for a class and i looked up gorilla bird LOOK AT IT
mishaeatsfags: padalackles: dent-arthur-dent: drarna: i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them. And he died in both of them And he still hasn’t got an oscar
andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: trouncing: REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S my weapon of choice during school yard fights
voldemortsblog: lucid-flower: ay-drian: getting over someone you never even dated I don’t know why this picture is so accurate i dont know why this picture was ever taken
rapewhistled: *george washington shows up to the club to party* ‘u got i.d.?’ *george pulls out a quarter* ‘ur in’